Free to a good home: pet leopard gecko
A boy down the street came by with his Leopard Gecko (yes, an actual reptile), complete with everything you'd need to care for it. The boy is moving and asked me if we could find a home for him. How could I say no to that? Mr. Gecko is extremely low-maintenance, comes with an aquarium and "furniture," a heating pad and black lamps (for winter months), and some food that we'd love to be reimbursed for (he eats meal worms). Email me and let me know your situation and why you'd like him. Obviously, I'd prefer that he go some place where he'll be well-cared-for.

